don’t be a Twitter retard
by Egoslut on Jul.18, 2009, under Blogging, Comedy, Web Tech
The 10 DO’s and DON’TS of Twitter – Facebook & THAT drunk girl
| 1. | DO… use the Twitter app in Facebook and push your tweets to your status. If you use both networking tools, they go together so well. This is a great way to always have content being updated on your Facebook and bring in new users to Twitter at the same time. You don’t have to copy and paste. You can just let the app do it for you. It’s one of the first things that had me truly committed to Twitter. It’s great because it will only put up original tweets and leave @reply’s and DMs alone. |
| DON’T… constantly send me messages asking me if I read your Twitter. Whether it’s on FB, messenger or in an email. I will get to it. I promise! It comes off a little desperate and needy. It’s like the drunk girl at a party who keeps asking you if you think she’s pretty while she breathes a mixture of Kaluha and Long Island Ice Teas in your face. She may be hot but the more she does that the less so she becomes as the night goes on. Doesn’t mean I won’t fuck her… but I sure won’t enjoy it. |
So that’s it. These thing will help you be a better Twitter user and will make the Twitterverse a better place in general. The simplest way to make sure you’re doing it right is ask yourself, “Would I want to read this from someone else?” Then act appropriately. Remember, it’s everyone’s Internet. Don’t douche it up.
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