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don’t be a Twitter retard

by on Jul.18, 2009, under Blogging, Comedy, Web Tech

The 10 DO’s and DON’TS of Twitter – Life in the Twitterverse

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10. DO… let everyone know what’s going on in your life. I don’t want to tell anyone here that anything they have to blog about isn’t interesting. IT IS! To someone at least. So if you are at a bar or working on your web site or updating your Facebook photos or just got an awesome rim job. TWITTER THAT SHIT UP!! That’s the first thing that makes Twitter fun. Just knowing what everyone is doing and vicariously sharing in the experience.
DON’T… write everything in incomplete sentences that are presumed to start with “Blah Blah is” This is not Facebook and for that matter, Facebook isn’t even Facebook anymore when it comes to status updates. It’s a little thing but you have to remember that people get these tweets in a large variety of ways so one that says “raping a clown” might come off as a suggestion… then you’re implied in the assault charges and it becomes a whole big thing. I’m just trying to keep you out of jail.
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