Egoslut's Ego

So picture this… you’re standing in a revolving door. You press hard against the sides preventing anyone from moving it. The crowd grows larger and larger as well as more and more frustrated. The whole time you smile the biggest grin. The kind of grin that says, “You people are so fucking stupid. There are pull doors on either side of this revolving door. Use them fuckwads!” Of course you didn’t know that those doors were locked and that everyone was just responding to the bomb threat you called in…

Oh yeah, and there’s another Holy Crap! coming too. That’s right, Montreal’s rowdiest comedy show is back and full of bad intentions!

Performing this month: Barry Carter, Bruce Malcolm, Chason Gordon, Andrea Stanford, George Hamilton Braithwaite and featuring Mike Paterson (The Most Electrifying Entertainer of His Generation). As always, it is hosted by the only man to banned from a comedy club for religious reasons and the unheard from 13th cylon, Devil Dan Derkson.

Best part is…. IT’S FREE!

So, come on down to the Cock n’ Bull and enjoy the bomb threat of comedy.

Finally, after a few weeks of calling I’m doing the Comedy Nest on a night that is not open mic. YAY!!! So this Thursday I’m performing and going to tear the room up. Come on out and join in the joy!

(514) 932-6378 (directions)

So I can’t put this off any longer. I am heading down to do Grumpy’s this week. Faisal told me it’s great and everyone else tells me it’s really rough. What could be more rough that Holy Crap though? I mean, seriously!

(514) 866-9010 (directions)

Forty-two years ago a man walked into the world with two destinies. One was to bring the angriest comedy show in Montreal to fruition. The other was to successfully cross-breed a goat with a waffle iron. Guess which one is happening this night!

Oh yeah, and there’s another Holy Crap! coming too. That’s right, Montreal’s rowdiest comedy show is back and is fully armed!

Interactive Evil productions’ monthly comedy show includes the best in Montreal comedy and the best in Montreal’s rowdy, drunken bar patrons and puts them together for single night of no holds barred amusement.

This show is fast becoming THE show to see and we fucking dare you to come out and join in the fun. This is the only show that wants you to heckle and say something. Hell… it double-dog dares you.

Performing this month: A plethora of awesome comics including, Paul B, Marquise, Bruno Ly, Paul Ash, Kris Dulgar, Barry Carter, Natacha Filion, Morgan O’Shea, Trevor Forestell and Christophe Davidson.

As always, it is hosted by the only man to banned from a comedy club for religious reasons and the man who turning the age of life, the universe and everything, Devil Dan Derkson.

Best part is…. IT’S FREE!

So, come on down to the Cock n’ Bull and enjoy the evil birthday clown of comedy.

I’m at the Comedy Nest tonight. If you haven’t been to an open mic here, it’s one of the best in the city. This should be lots of fun and worth the $5 cover.

(514) 932-6378 (directions)