Egoslut's Ego

Blue Monday is back again. It’s officially been a year!!! Come celebrate with the nastiest show in the business. We’re in an all new venue that is amazing and the show is full of the meanest, dirtiest comics you’ve ever seen.

So I’m going down to perform in Ottawa for the first time at their Yuk Yuk’s. This should be lot’s of fun. So if you’re in Ottawa and you want to come out to a fun fun show. Load on up and come on out. It should be a frickin’ riot.

So picture this… you’re standing in a revolving door. You press hard against the sides preventing anyone from moving it. The crowd grows larger and larger as well as more and more frustrated. The whole time you smile the biggest grin. The kind of grin that says, “You people are so fucking stupid. There are pull doors on either side of this revolving door. Use them fuckwads!” Of course you didn’t know that those doors were locked and that everyone was just responding to the bomb threat you called in…

Oh yeah, and there’s another Holy Crap! coming too. That’s right, Montreal’s rowdiest comedy show is back and full of bad intentions!

Performing this month: Barry Carter, Bruce Malcolm, Chason Gordon, Andrea Stanford, George Hamilton Braithwaite and featuring Mike Paterson (The Most Electrifying Entertainer of His Generation). As always, it is hosted by the only man to banned from a comedy club for religious reasons and the unheard from 13th cylon, Devil Dan Derkson.

Best part is…. IT’S FREE!

So, come on down to the Cock n’ Bull and enjoy the bomb threat of comedy.

Finally, after a few weeks of calling I’m doing the Comedy Nest on a night that is not open mic. YAY!!! So this Thursday I’m performing and going to tear the room up. Come on out and join in the joy!

(514) 932-6378 (directions)

So I can’t put this off any longer. I am heading down to do Grumpy’s this week. Faisal told me it’s great and everyone else tells me it’s really rough. What could be more rough that Holy Crap though? I mean, seriously!

(514) 866-9010 (directions)